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wap means worship and prayer

omg we should totally go wap later

by peah peah peah peah peah October 27, 2020

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WAP dust

When somebody walks into a room where everybody's in a good mood and automatically everyone's mood drops to a negative vibe that person created what dust

What happened I missed it John Doe walked in the room bringing a storm of WAP dust

by Stoner Blunt Steve April 30, 2023

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Waitrose and Partners. All us private school kids say they shop at WAP because its quicker than saying Waitrose AND we love the look on people's faces as they confusedly work out what the hell we mean

Jane: So Vanessa, what did you do at the weekend?

Vanessa: Well you know, had brunch, read a book and shopped at WAP

Jane: Sorry where?

Vanessa: Oh, Waitrose and Partners!

by GJR03 August 11, 2021

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WAP

Weaponised Assult Penguins are part or the communist state of the Penguins Communist State Republic in which they share all arms and bullets in order to defeat the anti penguin melitia. The WAP’s are a friendly state unless you don’t share all personal belongings in which you will die, you will be obliterated and eaten. The WAP’s are also very carnivourous and have been know to eat each other. If you are to approach a Weaponised Assult Penguin please don’t feed it a hand grenade as it will explode violently because WAP’s are highly reactive and atomic.

Friend 1: Get the WAP’s and prepare for war Friend 2: Against who sir?
Friend 1: VEGANS!

by A Portatatoe November 16, 2020

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