Ashington

A dumping ground for all that is bad; a cesspit; a shithole.

I went to Ashington the other day; I left with enteric fever.

by A.R. Andomperson June 20, 2003

warrington circumcision

Punching your sister in the jaw while she is sucking your cock.

As my sister was sucking my dick yesterday, I thought "what a better time to give myself a Warrington circumcision. (Based upon the plentiful experiences of concrete workers in Warrington PA.)

by Dick Izzinya October 17, 2006

weeshington, dc

(n) otherwise known as washington, d.c.; used if needed to explain a situation when six degrees of interpersonal relationships crowd the city and everyone knows each other.

Girl 1: Is that the guy I made out with last week randomly now at my work happy hour?

Girl 2: Yep. This is Weeshington, DC.

by BDeStroya July 6, 2010

Warrington

A lovely town that is often criticised for the whole population of it to be "chavs" however that is very incorrect of course there are areas that aren't nice to the human eye but most of it is nice, great shops and various restaurants, Warrington Is great and a lovely place to live, don't believe in those stereotypes

Let's go shopping in Warrington

by Forster600 October 14, 2015

Washingtonian

The textbook performance of a Washingtonian requires two men, one woman, one standard commode, one beer bong, and one beer. This maneuver begins with one man assuming the normal deuce-dropping position on the commode. The second man proceeds to remove the lid of the toilet and he then climbs onto the shoulders of the seated man for the purpose of executing an upper decker. While this unusual scene is unfolding, a female enters the lavatory with a beer bong and a full beer. She proceeds to prepare the funnel for usage prior to handing it to the man engaged in the upper decker. At this juncture the grand finale is about to reach actualization. The man sitting on the commode takes the beer bong while the man evacuating feces into the tank holds the funnel. The female that provided the funnel to the scat producing duo gets down on her knees and performs a blumpkin on the man.

Your author is only aware of one instance of this bizarre, yet respectable, act. In 2001, the Kappa Sigma house at Virginia Tech (VT) witnessed the successful completion of this famed maneuver. During that particular academic year the frequency of blumpkin discovery on the VT campus reached an all-time high. The common fraternity trait of oneupsmanship led to the careful design and eventual execution of this contrivance. Rumors had been ciculating on campus that certain fraternities were in the midst of significant breakthroughs relating to scat, urine, and dingleberry-related hoaxes. Some dedicated scat engineers from Kappa Sigma attempted in earnest to design a proceeding worthy of nationwide acclaim. It was under these circumstances that the Washingtonian was born, and it is under similar circumstances that the Washingtonian will continue to exist.

by EjaculusMaximus July 30, 2008

Joseph Wethington

A guy who has a big head and lives in kentucky. he tends to love girls named Caley.

A guy who wants to drop out of high school to see his sweetheart.

That guy can b a real Joseph Wethington sometimes.

by nobodyysbitchh July 27, 2009

washingtonian

People that dress up like George Washington and eat children ages 10 and under. they claim that they are following in his footsteps because he too was a child eating being.

that washingtonian ate my sister.

by Kay222 June 19, 2008