Butter-butt biting vampire

When you eat popcorn and fail epically by biting your tongue or getting your fingers greased by butter.

Julie bites her tongue while eating popcorn at school.

" She's a Butter-butt biting vampire! "

by ThiingTwo September 29, 2011

Angry Vampire

when a guy is recieving oral pleasures he forces his penis in her mouth forcing her to bite!

i was getting a blow job from my girlfriend and the bitch gave me an angry vampire.

by invincable vin October 30, 2007

Saliva Vampire

One who kisses so passionately that they suck the spit out of their partners.

Whoa, after he woke up from that coma, she kissed him like some sorta saliva vampire!

by Itrade June 27, 2005

Pink Vampire

A pink vampire is a very unique and rare breed of the vampiric species. An unlikely combination of a red coven vampire (those feasting on blood alone) and a white coven vampire (those that feed on lust) produces a pink vampire, one that sustains itself upon love. These vampires are startlingly white, nearly porcelain, in appearance, but share not the photosensitivity associated with the black coven and red coven vampires. Their weaknesses include overly romantic films, and paradoxically, true love. When in the presence of true love, the pink vampire is nearly incapacitated. They can often be found at premieres of movies such as: The Notebook or Love Actually.

On a side note, historically, many pink vampires have been mistaken for witches, and vice versa. This is a matter of much debate within the occult community. The issue first arose when it was shown that Glenda the Good Witch from "The Wizard of Oz," was in fact a pink vampire rather than a true witch.

Brandon: Dude, did you see all those girls lined up outside the movie for the premiere of "Valentine's Day"?

Aaron: Those weren't teens dude, those were pink vampires.

by Brandon Stevenson November 27, 2012

psychic vampire

Unlike Big-bad Mark's gay ass description, a Psy or Psi vampire is a modern-day vampire who feeds on the energy of other people sometimes subconciously or through a donor. When they go for a long period of time without feeding, they may become blood thirsty also for the energy. See "Sanguine"

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by Noctem January 29, 2005

media vampire

Someone who attains fame by feeding off of media attention, yet has no talent nor contributes anything redeeming to society.

The Kardashians are media vampires. They possess no talent. Their fame is based solely on their ability to manipulate the media, and feed off of the hype.

by Skylar01 September 9, 2015

poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017