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uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners
The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!
by p cutta April 10, 2005
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Uncle Patel

A man from India with a strong accent who excessivly shouts Bull Shit! when things don't go his way.
We took a cab from the airport and the driver was Uncle Patel.

I sat next to Uncle Patel on the plane.
by Michael Sweebe November 30, 2006
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Uncle Morris

An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.
"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."
by Lee Cooper April 20, 2007
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Uncle Ramus

Going behind someone and raming your knee in to their anus.
I really gave shooks the uncle ramus
by donnybrook54 May 14, 2009
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Uncle Bud

Marijuana that you and your friends got from an uncle in the family. No one really knows what it is, all they know is that it is bomb!
"Yo, does Jorge' have that uncle bud?"

"Nah man, but that stuff is bomb!"
by Simplex July 12, 2009
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The Uncle Sam

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.
I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."
by JoZG October 20, 2008
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