two o'clock whore

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.

by progressives October 24, 2009

Two-rufie fuck

Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.

No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.

by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011

Two in the Glory Hole

when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.

Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration

Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?

Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though

by Barcelona Supporter April 25, 2011

two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 27, 2011

Two Bang

The art of knocking a person or animal unconscious in just two hits.

"Did you see mike get well pissed off with that hater?"
"yeah he gave him the two bang."

by The Chip May 30, 2011

Two All Beef

When someone over uses a term or a joke when making fun of some one..

When you do not have a come back when someone tells a joke..

Me: Hey Kheaven, I can see myself in your Forehead...
Kheaven: HAHA.. Two All Beef!!

by Italyboy546 August 6, 2011

two daids

A type of aids that you can only get for two days. The cure was found in 2011 by a student science club, called Aids 2.

That kid Joey was out sick with two daids.

by trashemail December 2, 2011