fans turning

By telling people your fan is turning, you are trying to blow a phat cloud into the mic without anyone knowing. So you are blaming it on your fan.

dude #1 - aye bro my fans turning

dude #2 - give it a rest we know you are blowing a phat cloud

by hitlers daughter November 17, 2020

Timmy Turnt

This is a term to use when you get Timmy Turnt at the function and your on massive amounts of drugs and your just having fun

Yo will uzi and fawnion were Timmy Turnt

by fawnion September 6, 2021

Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.

She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!

by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022

Mexican Turnpike

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.

I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.

by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022

too turnt tuesday

When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.

Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.

by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023

Baghdadi turnpike

When you and your buddy cum at the same time, while banging a girl, and you make sudden prolonged eye-contact.

Me and Dave accidentally visited the Baghdadi Turnpike last Wednesday with Michelle

by TrumpSucks2k16 May 31, 2023

Tijuana Turnpike

When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a male dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed penis while another person puts their mouth on the body’s slightly decayed anus while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the penis and the anus into the first person's mouth.

Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!

by 4R0W3 June 15, 2023