touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

In the trees

Coy way of telling people you have been smoking weed and are high.

helpful person: hey, you used the wrong their and said wood instead of would.
me: Oh thanks mate, sorry, I'm a bit in the trees.

by Legendary9Tails April 8, 2024

Of The Trees

1. Proper noun of an experimental bass DJ/Producer in the EDM scene.

2. That feeling you get when you're under the influence in a forest, or even just somewhere outside. Often a non-verbal state.

1. "Man, Of The Trees' first EDC set was INSANE"
"Of The Trees is what got me into bass music"

2. "Hey are you okay?" "Yeah, I think I'm becoming one of the trees.."
"I was so stoned last night, call me of the trees"

by tigger_tal June 5, 2025

Tossing those Trees

Deforestation using military ordinance during war in order to damage or destroy vehicles in the forest.

Ukraine was tossing those trees with their drones. LSA!

by Profit- June 6, 2025

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023