Porno-thinking

The act of visualizing sexual acts or mentally stripping the clothes off someone of the opposite sex.

Cute guy, i can imagine such a fine ass without the jeans on.. damn! I better stop porno-thinking.

Dude, she's got such nice boobs, i can't help porno-thinking when she's around.

The way that guy keeps looking at me, I bet he's porno-thinking.

by KC Fedora October 13, 2011

Smarting thinking

Sharp reasoning or judgement

That is very smarting thinking.

Rick's not very good at smarting thinking.

by lucky#7 August 15, 2012

Brass Thinking

Low caliber thinking that produces high caliber results. A combination of brain thinking and ass thinking. Like that time? At band camp? When you came up with the jackass idea of hiding your weed in the oregano jar in the mess hall, and they cooked spaghetti that night, and the whole camp got baked and it was awesome?

Man, I don't think I would do that if I were . . . Dude! Brass Thinking!

by Poe Toaster March 6, 2013

squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.

Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.

by Machetebill December 8, 2013

moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.

1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.

by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014

swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.

John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?

by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016

d-thinking

The day after getting a dick pick looking at it atleast 2-3 times (or more) in one day

Jenny: what happened with that guy last night
Stacey: well after I left the club he sent me a dick pick and I've been "d-thinking" all day
Jenny: oh that good huh?

by UnicornDEFINITION13 May 30, 2016