never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

nine dash line

although China is great country
we do not tolerate this

the nine dash line should have not been invented
why do people draw it in movies

"hahaahahahaahahaha I just drew the nine dash line lmao" - 🤓

by gigachad November 12, 2022

Nine Fifteen

A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.

You didn't get home last night until Nine Fifteen, And I'm not very happy about it!

by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025

three-nine

three-nine is a pussy slayer, he is usually a great football player and pours his heart onto the field. Occasionally, you will come across a three-nine with a missing tooth. Whoever wheres number 39 on your football team is automatically a 5-star multisport athlete.

Jake: OMG! who is that sexy motherfucker?
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE

by jakeyptheman December 3, 2020

Mix Nined

mix nined is when YG throw you to his dirty smelly trashcan, no...if he throw you to his dungeon at least if you try to makes connection here and there you still have some gigs. If it's his trashcan, you'll get cock blocked and ignored for lyfe.

'oh god look at CL, she got Mix Nined by YG'

by ladygarlic November 14, 2018

One at nine

The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence

Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “

“No you sloppy bitch”

by Darylbunyan April 7, 2018