We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024
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by FuzeNH May 15, 2018
the action where a female and male use their feet/toes to pleasure each-other at the same time in a 69 type of position.
"me and gary toe-nined last night, it was the best experience of my life.. his big toe was the best”
by scarlette d May 30, 2025
by Schlacker November 15, 2003
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 02, 2025
could be short, tall, stoned or drunk, either way they are either very grumpy or very happy.
will either ask for a number or a problem.
could be rich could be poor, dependant on whats available at theift shops that week.
will either ask for a number or a problem.
could be rich could be poor, dependant on whats available at theift shops that week.
by not glock November 22, 2021