The taint trail is as implied: your halfway between the ultimate quest of a new discovery v.s. eating shit and taking a back seat.
by Redriquez September 13, 2022
Get the Taint trail.mug. To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.
Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"
Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"
Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"
by Crusty Bitches August 14, 2017
Get the raking your trailmug. by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013
Get the trail guidemug. TRAILMIX a type of food. Trail mix is a type of snack mix, specifically a combination of granola, dried fruit, nuts, and sometimes chocolate, developed as a food to be taken along on hikes.
by 3wk2fd February 12, 2018
Get the TRAIL MIXmug. Have you ever rubbed your cooter on the carpet and said “I’m a snail I’m a snail” and made a snail trail?
by SnailTrail2.0 April 30, 2021
Get the Snail Trailmug. "We had to take the back route home, but it was such a turkey trail that we felt like we were off-roading the entire way."
by Carboy512 December 5, 2024
Get the Turkey Trailmug. (Noun) A woman who hikes trails (often on mountains) and fucks random men that she happens to run into.
by Pluey March 22, 2024
Get the Trail Bunnymug.