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redneck bucket-seats

Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
mugGet the redneck bucket-seatsmug.

fill that seat

camaron que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente
when you ask a woman what opportunity she gives you to get a date, and she answers one in a million. "fill that seat"
by is this love September 21, 2020
mugGet the fill that seatmug.

seat time

The time an angler sits on a boat (or bank) sport fishing.
Though it's Winter and cold, I still manage to get in some seat time. Fishing is my passion!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2024
mugGet the seat timemug.

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
mugGet the Orphan Seatmug.

Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
mugGet the Seat Hoggingmug.

Right seat chump

A pilot with 0 PIC time (pilot in command) who got hired at the top through daddies connections.
Hey did you hear about John? He scored a gig at the majors !

Yeah he is a right seat chump though.

Oh what a shame ...
by Skygods January 23, 2022
mugGet the Right seat chumpmug.

Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.
“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating
by Gram gram June 3, 2019
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