Earth

Home of a mix of people who are dumb and dumb.

He is from Earth, don't listen to him.

by Maximus Alex June 25, 2020

Flat Earth

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.

Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Earth Trip

when a earthquake hit, and you get traveled from one area to another.

yeah bro that earth trip was crazy, I went from this area to a centimeter away.

by lego_nutella April 29, 2023

The Earth

It's where we fuckin' live lads!

Jeremy: I FUCKIN' DOXXED YOU MATE! *Shows an image of The Earth*

Me: HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' REPORT YOU!

by The Australian Fuck February 27, 2024

Earth Chan

Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.

Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

earth

A planet near Venus.where we live.

SAVE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ftrfeyvuvbru January 17, 2022

Earth

A small ghetto. It is the third big rock orbiting the Sun in the Solar System, a remote ditch in a backwater of the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, which is a galaxy in the Local Group section of the Virgo Supercluster, which in itself is a part of a bigger cluster of galaxies called the Laniakea Supercluster, which is in itself a section of the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, a structure of many superclusters in a line, one of many such supercluster complexes in the universe. It is home to a bunch of beings who hold perpetual victim complexes. They call themselves "people" and are the smartest living beings in this 'hood.

Earth is the only known place in the universe to mankind where there are Dollar General stores, Boost Mobile stores, Aladdin Bail Bonds, Nissan dealerships, pawn shops, payday loan shops, and Church's Chicken. By default, the existence of these stores anywhere in the universe indicate that the sector in question is a low-income area and that whoever finds themselves in such a place should get the fuck out ASAP. Do not visit Earth under any circumstances, the locals will victimize anybody who shows any hint of being a tourist.

by Kooyle January 22, 2023