bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut

damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022

she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

Fish bagel

A yeast infection. A vagina infected with a yeast infection.

Did you see that guy's mouth? Yeah, gross, looks like he ate fish bagel!

by Full price Kim February 25, 2020

Turkey Bagel

The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.

Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!

by Uncle Tickler July 24, 2021

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

The Bagel Bite

When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.

Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.

by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022

Bagel rat

A person who tends to ejaculate in a bagel and let’s the rats finish giving the powers beyond earth.

I have a friend that is Called bagel rat.

by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022