Vegan

Someone who wears green and has white hair. Should normally be in their 20s but really look like they're in their 60s. Constantly asks Asian people about what body soap they use.

Erin the Vegan kept asking Brandon about his favorite soap brand.

Erin: What kind of body soap do you use?
Brandon: I use Old Spice
Erin: That's not vegan.

by Brandonhateserin March 28, 2021

perfect vegan

Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts

My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals

by CAMRA man July 12, 2019

vegan popper

(Vegan popper) when a nicotine vape and THC vape are simultaneously sucked.

(Similar to a traditional popper but electronic)

can I borrow your vape so I can take a vegan popper

by - dashmastaflash March 21, 2023

Vegan

Whatever you think a vegan is, you're right.

Vegans are like marmite. You either love em or you hate em. No inbetween. And chances are if you love em, you are one

by Bigtabz March 26, 2023

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.

Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.

by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 4, 2013

Fake-vegan

Courtney and Frankie

'I dont like meat'

2 days later eats meat!

Fake-vegan

by Courtney Sweeny February 4, 2019