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Lincoln is a angry midget
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Lincoln

A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.
Lincoln was uncomfortable at the party, but felt loved with his pets.
by Pu$$y$layer666999 August 7, 2019
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Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)
At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster
by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021
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abe lincolns

Abe Lincolns once said, "When we die we go bye bye."
by retrostacks April 21, 2019
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Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.
The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.
by Sir Steve January 19, 2019
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Lincoln Mosley

Yes, sir

Four big guys and they grab on my thighs
Blow up my guts like the 4th of July
If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry
Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes

He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'
Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan
When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing
Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'
He said yeah I'm not leavin'

I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'
Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby
That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven
Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC
Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston
Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'

Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby
My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin'
On him if he don't have tits
I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz

There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs
They blow my guts like the 4th of July
If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry
There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes

Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole
Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso
LINCOLN MOSLEY SI PAPI CHU MINIO CHEN GERTIO
by StevenJobs420 July 10, 2023
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Lincoln's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by a mexican tourist visiting the USA. The name humorously refers to Abraham Lincoln, an american lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assasination in 1865.
It is said that whenever a person has diarrhea while visiting the United States, he is suffering the wrath of Lincoln's revenge.

by Mozart72 January 22, 2023
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