jeff beansauce

someone who is very sexy, hot and attractive.

also the ultimate annoyance of ess (erics support server) eric golde shitty brat
also hates eric golde

Person One: BROOOO!!! DID you hear about jeff beansauce???
jeff beansauce: i am jeff beansauce
Person One: Wait what, its all jeff beansauce ?
jeff beansauce: always has been motherfricka
Dani: oh you dont know what karlson is?
*chuckles*
jeff beansauce: im in danger..

by Mansarrd June 30, 2022

Jeff

This boy WHITE. Fan of Eminem, movie theater popcorn, Disney world (unironically), amateur film critic, bobble head enthusiast, got a cat as a best friend (and she a real bitch). Party trick: changing the channel with his toes.

“Jeff paid $650 to see a twenty one pilots concert in Tampa”

by Red Flaming Hero November 25, 2021

Jeff

Turning your back on humanity, siding with the small insect-like alien cybernetic lifeforms that encapsulate your body to form the mecha

Did you see how long it took the military to take that last mecha out?
Ya bro, the tide is turning
I can't believe how many people jeffed today!
Ya, bro
I mean, we are probably all going to die but, wtf?!?
Honestly . . . I was thinking about jeffing too
No! Not you too
Well ya, I think they made a good point
Bro . . . but . . . I mean, you're not wrong
Wait! Does this mean, we are going to jeff together?
I mean, the family is gone, the job, pfft . . . my dog
That broke you
Ya
Ya
Let's do it
Let's jeff this whole planet

by killsamurai August 18, 2024

Jeff

A fruitbasket

Man, stop being a Jeff

by redgreenbluepurple February 6, 2023

jeff

a word to call ur bestie. full form jefferson

u are my jeff

by anonymous April 13, 2024

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

jeff

v rare kind of jeff (one)

this “jeff” is also known as jeffy but only for me cuz he’s my boyfren !
super duper cute, sweat, owes me lots of stuffs & i’m his- thing.
does lots of stuffs w you (me) and also v slow w being frisky hah yes

“ew jeff is a leech”

by weow2 June 16, 2018