Jeff

Jeff turns heads, no matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoo is a barbed wire, so rusty it will give you tetanus if you make eye contact with it after 10pm on a Tuesday night. Don't play pool with Jeff. He will always take your money. Jeff is such a hot commodity that the only way to approach him is to win a street fight using broken beer bottles on MLK Drive. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?

Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.

Girl 1: That is legendary.

“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.

by K2darizzle April 14, 2025

Jeff

Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.

Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute

Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos

Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up

Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!

by Addicted27 February 4, 2024

Jeff

Typical name for a white guy.

Jeff is so white.

by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019

Jeff

Thinks he's cool and blocked me after I sang Hit or Miss

Me: Hit or Miss
Jeff: Sorry I have to help other customers
Me: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND+

Jeff: *blocks*

by _moonchild January 31, 2019

Jeff clan

The best clan in Minecraft

im in Jeff clan and my dick became smaller

by Haqqam? March 13, 2022

jeff seavey

Daniel seavey's dad, he also is really good at playing people's feelings.

*someone hints at something*
Me:That's a Jeff Seavey right there

by Bessons.chickee August 31, 2020

Jeff Ng

A person who only goes after young woman is called a Jeff Ng. They hide their true intentions behind drugs and alcohol. Be careful you don't turn into a Jeff Ng

Bro she's only 16. Stop being a Jeff Ng

by honest6969 March 11, 2023