dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 05, 2009

dirt herpies

Valley Fever

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life

by Dirte' July 18, 2021

Dirt Chicken

Inhabitants of a trailer park, WalMart parking lot, or any other open space that may contain Mountain Dew and Natty Ice empties. They often congregate when emergency vehicles are present, as they are alerted ahead of time by listening to scanners.

The McPoyles on Always Sunny are some real Dirt Chickens...

by StretcherFetcher911 November 09, 2020

Dirt chicken

Its you nick. Accept it.

Nick you are a dirt chicken

by D_urtchkn October 31, 2020

Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

by Goddaci August 28, 2018

Dirt World

The heavy civil, infrastructure, mining, and natural resources parts of construction. Any companies that use big heavy equipment and tend to have their own crews vs. working with subcontractors.

BuildWitt is working to make the Dirt World a better place

by Sleeves Optional August 19, 2022