by Eeeerrrrttttpppp October 9, 2020

by Fakenameliol May 9, 2018

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

The unbearable truth of reality and anything beyond. The meaning behind it changes as the human intellect discovers new meanings within the universe, but it will remain as the generic term "Science". Humans don't define "Science", it defines humans, and biology, and particles, and all and everything. Therefore the laws behind "Science" can be also understood as common sense.
A: "You peeled of a milky white substance, expect it to keep air in it and lift it up with a square attached to it, add some metal and a battery and expect it to tell you if water is going to fall from the sky in the next days? How is that making sense?"
B: "Science"
B: "Science"
by lunatic human August 3, 2021

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".
by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021

A phrase to describe commentary and "knowledge" about coding and tech that is completely unsupported by facts and evidence.
Newbie who can barely print Hello World - "Ruby is a dead language that no companies use."
Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."
Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."
by Pandawg August 13, 2021

Super-science tells us that physical space moving forward in time can be annealed into a single line stretching from super-symmetry to ex-finity.
The single line is an MRAM-line divided into uncountable parts; and has a length of 10^10 Planck-lengths.
The single line is an MRAM-line divided into uncountable parts; and has a length of 10^10 Planck-lengths.
Magneto-resistive RAM divided into uncountable parts has a Planck-length of 10^10.
This is also the speed of the universe.
Super-science tells us our thoughts are stretching the universe.
This is also the speed of the universe.
Super-science tells us our thoughts are stretching the universe.
by flightfacilities February 13, 2022
