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Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.
Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain
by Boi 123 November 5, 2018
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moth is horny

Common phrase for when moths are horny. They like to molest lamps and hug them. They will scream if you try and stop their horny tendencies.
" Yeah, moth is horny. "
by m0th_from_GJ October 15, 2020
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Hug Horny

Really wanting physical contact with someone that you highly value something as simple as a hug.
"Dude, is Chelsie alright?"
"I don't think she's gotten much attention from her boyfriend lately, at this point she's probably hug horny."
by JosteyMonroe February 22, 2020
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Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023
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Horny as a Rat

When you’re unbelievably horny and can’t quite possibly express your horniness in any other possible way
Hey man, how’s quarantine been going for you so far?

Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!
by SometimesAsian June 5, 2020
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Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.
Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(
by Dentor February 16, 2020
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horny weirdo

someone who is horny all the time and literally can’t control themselves even though they believe there’s nothing wrong with them when there seriously is. They usually use this horny facade to mask their sadness. So they’re sad and horny
“God Craig is such a
horny weirdo
by Xtrarip January 27, 2019
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