The Rule of Tits

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM

Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!

by JustiLovesMeNot March 2, 2011

Ripe Tits

When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!

I just biked 40 miles.. When I got home in the shower I had a serious case of Ripe Tits!

by P0OPBALLZ April 16, 2011

lizard tits

the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute

"Dude, check out those lizard tits."

by gijoeheadstomp April 6, 2009

Fire tits

To slap tits till red or to make tits red.

Andrew wanted to give the the hot ref fire tits.

by Waterpolo08 February 27, 2009

tit pit

the area underneath severly sagging breasts that smells like an armpit.

My God, woman, you really need to wash those tit pits.

by Russ W. August 23, 2007

Sausage Tits

Tits that are long, usually going down to the bottom of the ribcage, and have a large gap in between them.

"Look how low those tits drop, they are are sausage tits!"

by Mr Tog September 12, 2008

Sweet Tits

Sweet tits is an affectionate term used to describe one's lady.

Hey Sweet Tits, make me a sandwich.

by Chang-a-lang January 22, 2006