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Toilet Texting

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.
Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.
by sprite320 March 13, 2010
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toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".
Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."
by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009
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toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.
by Why Bother April 3, 2006
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unisex toilet

A public toiet that is used by men and women at the same time.
by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009
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Toilet Chaser

The act of a desperate man, determined to get to know you on a physical level and had to resort to following you into the bathroom to hopefully catch a peek of your snagger while using a urinal. Will always stand next to you and disobey worldwide urinal etiquette.
That fucking Toilet Chaser just followed me into the bog and tried to get a glance at my tadge.
by Scremin October 7, 2019
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Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper
Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.
by TheRealHi April 9, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

toilet water

small amounts of different types of alcohol mixed together to fuck you up. mostly made by teenagers stealing alcohol from their parents who dont want to get caught so take just a little from multiple bottles
girl: "did u get the bottle!?"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"
by stonerstina August 8, 2015
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