Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.
by sprite320 March 13, 2010
Get the Toilet Textingmug. Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".
Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"
Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"
Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"
Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."
Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"
Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"
Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."
by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009
Get the toilet papermug. by Why Bother April 3, 2006
Get the toilet papermug. by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009
Get the unisex toiletmug. The act of a desperate man, determined to get to know you on a physical level and had to resort to following you into the bathroom to hopefully catch a peek of your snagger while using a urinal. Will always stand next to you and disobey worldwide urinal etiquette.
by Scremin October 7, 2019
Get the Toilet Chasermug. Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.
by TheRealHi April 9, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. small amounts of different types of alcohol mixed together to fuck you up. mostly made by teenagers stealing alcohol from their parents who dont want to get caught so take just a little from multiple bottles
girl: "did u get the bottle!?"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"
by stonerstina August 8, 2015
Get the toilet watermug.