Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

Inflated my tire

When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.

“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”

by SDPseudoGirl June 25, 2020

Covid tired

Tired OF covid due to- having had COVID19, working with COVID19.

I am COVID TIRED.

by MwMimi September 13, 2021

360 Tire Spin

A wheelchair trick which automatically gets you laid. Consists of balancing a chair with only 1 of the back wheels touching the ground and then spinning in a complete circle. Almost impossible and requires an extremely Ultralight chair.

1: What's your favorite WCMX trick?
2:360 tire spin!

by Satirically Cheesy August 11, 2017

Tired

When your tired

Im tired

by #done with life October 14, 2016

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

egged tire

To flatten your tire.

Oh man, I have an egged tire after running over this nail.

by Dejionbrowne September 11, 2021