seven mary three

1)Noun, A popular band in the late nineties who took the idea for the band's name from the popular 70's series "CHIPS", as 7Mary3&4 were John and Ponch's call letters as motorcycle highway patrol officers in southern california.

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by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.

You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*

by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015

Three minute wonder

A guy who doesn't last nore than three minutes during sex.
Three minute wonder.

Three jerks, and a sqirt. |:
I'll finish myself off. LOL.
Three minute wonder.

by Alelle May 2, 2009

three legged hyena

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.

Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!

by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

three bag girl

A chick so ugly that you need three bags to bang her: a bag for your head, a bag for hers, and a body bag to dispose of the evidence, so as to avoid ridicule.

After a few too many shots, Steve was ready to fuck anyone in the bar with a vagina, even the three bag girl sitting alone in the corner.

by Fuck em all to death December 16, 2016

Three Four Five

To drink 3/4 of a fifth.

David: Bro, how much did you drink last night!?
Troy: Dude, I pulled off a three four five.
David: Your were shit faced.
Troy: Fuckk.

by Dwood93 June 28, 2011

the three j`s

Ginger, Jew and Jersey. Used by Eric Cartman on a South Park episode. Personally, I don`t think it even makes sense as the word {ginger} is spelt with a G. It`s Eric though, so what do you expect.

I saw a person with the three j`s yesterday, I can`t believe it!

by MyselfandMyselfAlso February 23, 2014