by Anakin0124 January 4, 2014

The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies
by Doyle156 December 24, 2020

A pick me girl is a insecure girl who claims they are always "one of the guys" and insults other women around their "crush". (basically any girl called Ava or Ren or Jay)
Pick me girl - "Oh my god, you saw what layla posted yesterday about her dog dying and how she "doesn't want anyone to talk to her about it"? She is so looking for attention from luke. I know exactly what lukes type is because I'm one of the guys."
Deadass example based on some shit I actually heard irl ðŸ˜
Deadass example based on some shit I actually heard irl ðŸ˜
by L_lytorres January 5, 2023

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.
Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!
by Virum69.99 February 2, 2023

by tljk May 12, 2022

A gay, lesbian or other person who is perfectly willing to throw another section of the LGBTQ community, such as trans people, under the bus in the hopes of ensuring their own survival.
Pick me queer: "Maybe if we all rally against trans people, the government will let the rest of us gays exist!"
Guy 2: "Shut up."
Guy 2: "Shut up."
by starrlotte March 5, 2023
