Paper-back

having sex with someone who you don't find attractive, resorting to a magazine to quicken the process

- How was last night?

+Core mate! not good. waited till the end of the night to pick up a girl who was rough. brought her home and had to Paper-back her ass!!

by Semafor` August 11, 2010

ripped paper

When a women poops in a mans pee hole.

Jenn gave Kyle a ripped paper last night.

by Kyle Brobro December 23, 2008

Paper-Free

A girl is so hot, that you would gladly lick her ass or pussy clean after she uses the bathroom. No use of toilet paper.

All guys: Damn she is gorgeous
Guy #1: Oh dude, she doesn't need toilet paper I would lick her clean even when she is done going to the bathroom!
Guy #2: Right? Fuck yeah I would too. She is definitely Paper-Free.

by SilverM14 December 9, 2012

beauty papers

a magazine featuring harry styles that website doesent work and doesn't restock enough

bro did u see how beauty papers restocked?
yeah they only made 450 copys now theyre sold out

by scarlettsmw February 14, 2021

paper pillow

When a pillow is so flat that you might as well be sleeping on a sheet on notebook paper.

I hate hotels with paper pillows! They might as well give me a sheet of construction paper to rest my head on.

by B Tapp December 13, 2013

Writing Papers

To masturbate vigorously..

As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"

by second nature October 28, 2013

paper tower

The tower of toilet paper that's left after wiping your ass for so long without flushing.

Dude1: Duuude, my paper tower won't flush!
Dude2: Duuuuuude!
Dude1: Where's the fuckin' plunger?

by NeckPop April 29, 2010