A murderer of another person's swag. This, concurrently, increases the swag of the swag assassin. In addition, if someone in the general area is misusing or abusing their swag, it is the job of the swag assassin to take over their swag. Also, a swag assassin's swag may be so great, that it shuts out everyone else's swag in the general area.
1. Paul's swag was all out of whack last night. I had to turn into the swag assassin
2. Hold on to your swag, the swag assassin is in the building.
2. Hold on to your swag, the swag assassin is in the building.
by Car.Bon. November 22, 2011

by Buttswagbae May 25, 2014

1. the act of being cooler than everyone in a specific place
2. eating food in a specific place
3. dancing in a condescending fashion
2. eating food in a specific place
3. dancing in a condescending fashion
by George [Little Skooters] March 31, 2019

The immense amount of swagger displayed by Amy Poehler, despite the fact that she is, according to Tina Fey, "a three foot tall white girl."
by miserableatbestt June 3, 2011

by swagmaestro69 October 20, 2021

by Swag Mambas Elite November 5, 2012

A slutty girl who fucks a lot of guys but does it with style, grace and elegance; all while looking mad fine.
by Manhattan Mick and The Pac October 13, 2011
