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Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.
My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022
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catsjoyy/sendingwigsflying

catsjoyy is an editor on tik tok with over 12k followers and is THE Spamton G. Spamton's canon wife.

He makes sexy breathtaking majestical edits.
Stan catsjoyy/sendingwigsflying for clear skin
I ship catsjoyy/sendingwigsflying x spamton
by warriririo July 21, 2022
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catsjoyy/sendingwigsflying

catsjoyy/sendingwigsflying is a TikTok editor with over 12k followers and is THE Spamton G. Spamtons canon 1 and only wife.
He makes sexcy breathtaking edits.

(bros talanted)
Stan catsjoyy/sendingwigsflying for clear skin!
I ship catsjoyy/sendingwigsflying x spamton!
by warriririo July 21, 2022
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Carpet Streeting

Carpet Streeting is when an individual or multiple individuals cover one or multiple streets with carpets borrowed by stores. The term was coined by Thomas van Luyn a contestant on the Dutch TV show "Wie is de Mol" in episode 8 task "Carpet Diem"
We are attempting the world record for carpet streeting
by MolFan October 9, 2022
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Carpet Streeting

Carpet Streeting: When an individual or multiple fully cover a street with carpets borrowed by stores in the street.
The term was first coined by Thomas van Luyn on a Dutch TV show named "Wie is de Mol?" In Season 22, episode 8, task "Carpet Diem".
We are attempting the world record for carpet streeting
by MolFan October 9, 2022
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'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'
by Rightmond November 29, 2022
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Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."
by anonymous February 22, 2023
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