A self-employed term used by individuals who have never felt the loving touch of another individual.
by Soupy McSoupbowl March 08, 2021
by mandy v September 10, 2018
That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.
by Robby Walker September 22, 2005
A gay man who can speak to a straight man about his attraction to said straight man without spooking him, causing him to flee.
by straightwhisperer March 24, 2010
by juneau_ March 07, 2021
Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
by Lof1 October 20, 2022
Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.
The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.
He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.
How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.
How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
by a66spam June 12, 2013