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smoke my bacon

used in atlanta awhile back,which means,"suck my dick".
a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".
by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009
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Josh stokes

A really fit guy, who is the king of random things, and who is so cute and loveable which makes it so easy to love him.
by sammy April 5, 2005
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smoke a jay

Yo homie u want to smoke a jay
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smoke canada

to smoke pot/weed/cannabis/marijuana/etc.
-Hey dude, do you want to go out back and smoke canada?

-Yo, I really want to smoke some canada right now.

-Joe's in his room, smokin' canada.
by Zombiesplease January 27, 2009
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Butt smoke

The act of smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke into another's anus; then resulting in smoke coming out of said person's ass.
Yeah, she had just butt smoked. I think we should avoid her from now on.
by Trolleyman22 June 20, 2011
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to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream

1. To be much better at something than someone else
2. To diss someone so thoroughly that no comeback is possible
to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream:
1. Rickie Lee Jones puts her smoke out in Edie Brickell's ice cream (thanks to lexicondevil at The Onion AV Club)
2. That queen tried to diss my outfit, but then I totally put my smoke out in her ice cream.
by djprobed July 7, 2007
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blow smoke up one's ass

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”
I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!
by Chafu August 18, 2009
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