Stanley Cup

in connection with sexual intercourse the proverbial "Stanley Cup" is a Game within a mostly lesbian sexual act called Canada's History involving maple syrup as a lubricant. The winner of the "Stanley Cup" reiceves oral pleasuring from the losing parties.

Girl 1:
Why was Susan in such a good mood today?

Girl 2:
When we studied Canada's History last night Susan won the Stanley Cup and therefore we had to eat her out while licking all of the maple syrup off her cunt.

by LittleStevieC February 6, 2010

Stanley Steamer

Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.

She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.

by Hot C@rl November 9, 2006

Stacey Stump

Current girlfriend of Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy

That girl THINKS she's the next Stacey Stump, but she's sadly mistaken.

by Missy Misery April 11, 2008

Stacey steen

Big whore.

Stacey steen always sells her self for cash

by stephania dufresnia ciaosnia April 13, 2010

stalec

A horrible ship between Stiles from Teen Wolf and Alec from The Mortal Instruments.

Person 1: Omg I love Stalec!
Person 2: Eww no Malec all the way! Stiles and Alec aren’t even from the same series!

by Books_books_books November 18, 2017

Stanley Cup

When a guy catches his own fart in his hand, and then gifts it to the face of his unsuspecting girlfriend or wife. Contrast with Buttercup, which is when the lucky guy gets the same treatment from his girl; she catches one of her own and gifts it to his face (a rarely performed but incredibly beautiful courting ritual).

Paul tenderly gave Sheila a Stanley Cup for their anniversary, catching his excrescence in his hand and covering her sleeping face until her eyes slowly opened wide in realization of his wonderfully thoughtful gift.

by WhizzerWhite April 12, 2009

Stale Cornbread

When something is completly boring, uninteresting, or unamusing.

Q-Unit: Hey bro, didn't you holla at some girl last night?

Shel: Yeah, for a minute or two. I couldn't stand talkin' to her, cuz she was some stale cornbread.

by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008