A self-employed term used by individuals who have never felt the loving touch of another individual.
by Soupy McSoupbowl March 8, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by mandy v September 10, 2018
Get the straight buggingmug. by suck_my_d33 June 26, 2021
Get the straight as a circlemug. That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.
by Robby Walker September 21, 2005
Get the Throwin' Straightsmug. Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
by Lof1 October 19, 2022
Get the super straightmug. Basically when you fuck a girl, like lesbians fuck each other using the scissor method, but just a guy doing the same but with his dick in her vagina
Juan: bro I straight scissored the fuck outta her last night! Shit had her squirming
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version
by pliegomyeggo September 17, 2018
Get the straight scissormug. by juneau_ March 7, 2021
Get the Super straightmug.