by slavemaster123 February 27, 2023
Get the squirtmug. The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
Get the Spectacular Squirt Septembermug. by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018
Get the Red squirts of laughtermug. The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
Get the first squirtmug. Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.
The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.
I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
by MrMitchybabe July 28, 2022
Get the Squirt Pursemug. A sexual or nonsexual act of inserting an icicle made of urine rectally or vaginally while in an upright position. The goal is the receiver imagining impalement, thus vomiting from the imagined trauma.
These hot flashes suck, I wonder if Billy will pee off the roof and give me a good Antarctic reverse squirt.
by CarrieAnneMywaywardson November 22, 2024
Get the Antarctic reverse squirtmug. by Niggerslayer718 August 12, 2025
Get the Squirt gunnedmug.