squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Sometimes involves crying and/or a costume.

"My last partner had a squat cobbler fetish, I've had my ass in every pie from apple to zucchini."

by slippinjimmy September 1, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

by SwampBeast September 3, 2016

d squat

Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.

I did a d squat on my boyfriend's dick to mark my territory.

by Dick Nastyyy March 16, 2014

Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.

He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.

by Frog Turd December 15, 2009

Squatting

A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.

Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?

Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.

by BlanketbarkBob007 December 18, 2023

squat cobbler

A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).

squat cobbler...you know what squat cobbler is...

by shakkkkaaaa August 28, 2016

squat cobbler

When one sits in a pie, and performs various actions made to turn the watcher on.

Dan what the hell are you doing in there?

Sorry just applying cream to myself.

Are you doing a squat cobbler again?

by Saul G. September 2, 2016