Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water

JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN

by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018

Sperm Whale

A fatty who likes to give blowies

That sperm whale’s cruising for some krill

by Knoxdewitt December 30, 2017

Sperm Relation

When you didn't know you had other siblings and you are all related through the same male's sperm

I didn't know I had this many sperm relations out there. That man must of been a whore.

by fotzi101 January 29, 2020

acid sperm

When the sperm is so strong it beats out ever possible plan B method causing an instant baby.

“Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”

“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”

by Bookie jones April 16, 2020

Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.

Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.

by TheRuminator November 26, 2020

Sperm

What comes out your penis when your uncle Rubs is it

Hello friends my uncle came to my house yesterday and sperm got on my bra and bed

by Gmreagcaen February 20, 2020