body soccer

Running around and preforming stunts with the dead body of an enemy in a game with havok physics.

Braxton - "When i first got Demon's Souls, all i did was play body soccer for about a half of an hour, then i died 27 times!"

Phill - "ME TOOOOOO!!!"

by blamson October 17, 2009

Moab Soccer

A variation of the classic game of baseketball. That is, a cross of a cross between baseball and basketball. Nine innings of two teams of rusty degenerates taking turns kicking a volleyball at patio furniture arranged to resemble some sort of retarded baseball field. Missing a chair results in an out and catching a deflected ball with one hand results in a double play. Teams are encouraged to talk trash to opponents in an attempt to break their focus with humiliation and questioning their manhood and sexual orientation. This sport is alleged to have originated in the orange sandy desert of the Moab, The Godfather of this sport may smack the ball down at any point and initiate a new rule to his ever-changing liking.

Bro, do you remember the last time Karol won a game of Moab Soccer? Me neither!

by MaliOMali July 16, 2018

Car Soccer

This is Rocket League!

"You tryna hop on Car Soccer?"
"Sure"

by SussyMatrix May 11, 2021

Kiss a soccer girl day

On December 16,fins a soccer girl and give her a kiss

Hey cute soccer girl can I kiss you, since it’s kiss a soccer girl day.

by aneresssss October 26, 2019

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64

A bootleg Brazilian version of 1996's International Superstar 64, a soccer game for the Nintendo 64. It recently became the new Rick Roll of some sorts, where you never expect the opening to appear, but yet it does. Also one of the best games ever created by the human race, and can even be said unironically.

Guy 1: Damn I'm bored. What do you want to do besides play boring EA world famous FIFA?
Guy 2: How about we play Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64?
Guy 1: Damn hell no I don't even have a n64.
Wendy's Manager: *opens dumpster* Who the hell are you and why did you make a man cave inside of the dumpster behind the restaurant?
Guy 2: F U C K

by Dang_dats_not_bad May 9, 2020

Canadian Soccer

Canadian soccer is played all over the world. It involves an ice rink, sticks, and 2 goals. It is sometimes referred to as "hockey".

"Dude, you wanna go play some canadian soccer?"
"Sorry man, I have homework to do."

by Dwight Powers March 31, 2009

kiss a soccer boy day

on October 29, girls is your day to kiss a soccer boy

Hey soccer boy, it's kiss a soccer boy day, met me under the bleachers ;)

by Mario pump October 23, 2019