Snap and Crap

The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."

by grayvie train November 7, 2016

snap

1. an expression used to express surprise, excitement, or anger.
2. a way of speaking, sharply, quickly, and usually annoyed.
3. breaking with a loud sound similar to cracking.

1. "oh snap, I can't believe they actually won the game!"
2. "'you're so obnoxious and this is why you have no friends," snapped Quinn.
3. the plastic rod snapped in half when Kace tried to put it onto his art project.

by memes before dreams February 25, 2017

snap dime

A female (masculine "snap man-dime") who is an absolute dime in all of her pictures posted to social media, especially Snapchat. These chicks are sorceresses of the highest order trained in the dark arts of how to take the perfect selfies, luring all men in with these visual siren songs.

A: Bro look there's Kelsey.

B: No way! She looked great on Snapchat, she must just be a snap dime!

by RwandanFalconer June 15, 2017

Snap trapped

When you open a friends snap and you’re sucked into a infinite rabbit hole of their life.

I check my friends latest snap and got snap trapped

by Ukblublood September 26, 2017

snap wack

Snap wack. When a man with an erect penis pulls it back and let’s it smack someone in the face.

Annissa. what happened to your eye?
Chad snap whacked me last night, i wanted to be mad at him for it but I secretly like when he snap Wacks me.

by Mr. Awesome 87 November 7, 2017

Snap

A .22 bowl/bong rip in which one clears the bud.

Ramos: Hey Marlowe, wanna rip this snap?
Marlowe: Word bro.

by xxYungPapiChulloxx February 25, 2018

Snap

to reduce something by half.

Originating from the 2018 film Avengers: Infinity War, where a character halves the population of the universe by snapping his fingers.

Thanos just snapped the world's population.

by martaooooo March 14, 2019