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slippery deck

To perform a slippery deck you must be having sex from behind with your partern on a hard surface,kitchen floor for ex. Before you cum, pull out and jizz right infront of your gf and then puch her forwards so he slips on the jizz and slides away.
Oh man I gave my gf the best slippery deck in the kitchen yesterday.
by Brothel August 27, 2006
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The Slippery Avocado®

The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018
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slippery ninja

When one male sneaks upon another male and inserts (slips) his "ninja" into the anal cavity.
Bob: Rob passed out drunk last night..
so i gave him a SLIPPERY NINJA!
Ralf: WAY TA GO!
Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! me too!
by Jon Delacruz May 15, 2006
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Slippery Sanchez

Essentially a Dirty Sanchez except instead of normal fecal matter, you use diarrhea to wipe above the lips so it runs down, also giving the person a goatee.
"Dude, I didn't know James had a moustache and a goatee."

"Well that's because we gave him a Slippery Sanchez in his sleep!"
by OMFGitsSquirting! January 30, 2009
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Slipper

Gary holds up small sausage and comments on it.

Dan: Your wife's told me about her experiences with them all the time.

Gary: Whaaa?

The lads: Ahh mate, that was a slipper.
by Jaacckk March 31, 2011
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Slipper

Somebody who has been slippin' for so long that they have now slipped and become a slipper.
ME: 'Do you remember that guy...?'

YOU: 'The one who lives on benefits to fund his weed addiction?'

ME: 'Yeah, He got his girlfriend pregnant, on purpose'

YOU: 'He is a slipper!'
by Danny Tannin December 18, 2011
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Slipped

When one's fingers accidently penetrate through the toilet roll whilst wiping the posterior post crap.

Most commonly occurs with the cheap tracing paper style toilet roll found in primary schools.
Dude 1: "Dude, have you been eating nutella with your fingers?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, i just slipped and they had run out of soap"
by Clarence1982 May 4, 2011
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