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slaver

Someone with way too flippin' many MSN contacts, MySpace friends, or numbers in their cell phone. The number is so high that you know they've never actually met (or care about) any of the people whose personal information they possess.
Julie has 5096 friends on her MySpace. What a slaver!
by Alisa Schwarz December 20, 2005
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slater

A verb meaning to sit backwards on a toilet while defecating. The term is a reference to a sitting technique used by A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell."

It has been suggested that the act of slatering might come into use when encountering public toilets in Europe, which often feature a shit shelf. Slatering the toilet would provide a more sanitary bathroom experience.
"dude, i totally just slatered that toilet. it was amazing because i could rest my reading material on the top of the tank."
by Christian Zombie October 4, 2007
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slater

A word used in place of the phrase, "see you later".
"Time to leave work, Slater!"

"Slater, Danielle!"
by Arctictis Binturong October 25, 2005
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intellectual slavery

the state of being voluntary bound to intellectual servitude as the mental property of an intellectual slaver; the practice of mentally controling a person or group of people by ones thoughts and deeds; the condition of being solely subject to a socialist influency or groupthink; to purposely maintain a person or group in order to reduce their chances for prosperity and remain dependent on Demcrats;
Columbia University is also known as a plantation of intellectual slavery due to the amount of leftist groupthinkers they maintain on campus.

Demcorats and Black leaders rarely encourage their constituencies to improve themselves; thus they remain in a state of intellectual slavery and dependent on Democrats.
by BoboJones April 29, 2011
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Slaters

A clever combination of 'See Ya' and 'Laters' for those times when more than one word is just too much of an effort
"Anyways as you are being so unresponsive i am going to leave"
"Slaters"
by Lazybum November 2, 2009
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Slater

An extremely awesome way to poop. You sit backwards so your legs are spread wide. It may take some adjustment, but it provides an amazing bathroom experience! Always be sure to go forward enough so you don't unintentionally crap on the ground! Most toilet seats are meant for people facing forward, but you might need a custom made toilet seat! Slatering can be extremely hazardous as falling backwards while dumping may occur.
WOW!!! Slatering that toilet was the best bathroom experience I've ever had! Next time, I'm going to slater the toilet again! Also, I'm going to get a finely crafted, custom toilet seat just for slatering!
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Gestational Slavery

The condition of being pregnant against one’s will generally because abortion has been made illegal.
Anti-abortion laws promote gestational slavery.
by Anna_E September 3, 2019
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