katherine simpson

Okay, who can I describe Katherine Simpson? Well, she has a really low self esteem, and fragile emotions, but doesn't like to show it, becasue she hates being judged, or pitied. Thought of as perfect in many ways, but is unable to see herself that way. Carries a whole bunch of personal emotional bagage, but jumps at any chance to help other people. Puts other people before herself, always, because she sees almost everyone else as more worthy of praise, effort, recognition, or affection in general. Really smart, loves books, has her own quirky habits that other people don't always get. Simply wants to be told she can stop trying so hard, she doesn't have to be perfect, no one expects her to, and she is loved and appreciated the way she is.

"Katherine Simpson is a good friend, but man, have you seen how much time she spends with her nose in a book? It's almost impossible to talk to her if she's started something new."

by ElvishWizardOfDaria May 23, 2017

Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 14, 2017

emma simpson

emma simpson is usually a person who likes to bully her fellow co-workers. shes normally the one to sit at the front of the class. she is very shady and you should avoid her at all cost.

hey you going to the party later?

i would but jean tuthill is going, she is such an emma simpson?
oh damm really? ye im not going either now

by mr.dr.prf partick June 15, 2017

reely impleson

A nickname for some who is absent-minded.

Might as well call her Reely Impleson since she wandered aimlessly off that cliff.

by novaaquarii31 May 12, 2018

Maggie Simpson

When a girl just sucks the tip of a penis.

OMG...Suzie gave me the most incredible Maggie Simpson last night.

by Choobone69 May 16, 2018

campbell simpson

Campbell is the kind of guy that just makes you smile. Whenever he's not laughing at something he'll be making you laugh. He's the kind of lad that once you know him, every time you crack up becomes a memory. He can sometimes take a sides a lot when somethings going on but when he's on your side he's a bloody legend. Unlike some, campbell can actually take a joke and has an opinion.

E: OMG! did you see that guy?!
C:Yes! he is such a campbell simpson!

by Skreeet July 23, 2018

Hunter Simpson

The biggest queer among all queers. A guy that has no friends and has to eat booty for money. I work at McDonalds for a career and will never have sex.

That kid Hunter Simpson is so annoying!

by Brady teevan 11 December 7, 2018