Hammy-Sandy

When you wrap ham slices around a sandpaper roll and either shove it up someone's anus or fuck it.

"Eh there bud, I got a Hammy-Sandy from Jona last night my ass was burning all night long."

by LE FUju March 10, 2021

Flag

Get the Hammy-Sandy mug.

No Sandy No Candy

When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts

In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.

by Sandysmate April 7, 2021

Flag

Get the No Sandy No Candy mug.

Related Words

sandy • Sandy Vagina • Sandy Cheeks • sandjob • Sandy Hook • sandy handy • sandy-hands • Sandijs • sandy beach • Sandy Eggo

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.

Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.

by MooseBalls July 2, 2021

Flag