Samuel

a fucking no life who spends his time fantasizing about girls he’ll never get with

“God I hate Samuel”
“Me too lmao”

by terrux November 24, 2021

Sameullah

An handsome guy who always helps and is muslim. And we need him and would be be the best friend possibly.

Sameullah is the best

by Yosef101007 November 24, 2021

Samuel Chacko

Samuel Chacko’s can have girls that are in their league but aim for girls in the “do not even try”zone

I’m a Samuel Chacko

by Blimp oz November 24, 2021

samuelsa

a beautiful yellow-spotted river turtle with teeny black eyes that gaze into your soul in the biology lab.

look at samuelsa eating that worm so elegantly! such a gem.

by samuelsa's mother November 24, 2021

Samuel

someone who deserves everything good in the world and has a very pure heart

Samuel deserves the whole universe.

by yxinfyu November 24, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is always that weird kid, probably dysfunctional in some way.

Has a Samuel ever had a real friend? (Except for them in his hallucination)

Well well, we can all agree that he is a perfect live-action actor for Sid, from Ice Age.

"Have u seen Samuel?"
"NO! But I can smell him from a distance..."

by SamuelDatWeirdKid November 25, 2021

Samuel

The perfect person who can give you advices in your relationship because he is always honest and he is not afraid de dire que ton copain pue le merde.

Samuel is fabulous.

by Samjec November 25, 2021