dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

by catwoman64 June 28, 2011

surf stoke

The feeling you get when you know you're about to shred waves, & the feeling you get when you get home & know you shredded. Or when you have dreams about surfing before or after a day out on the water, & when you go to bed at night after a day of surfing & you still feel like you're riding your board

Man I dreamed I was surfing all last night!
"you've got surf stoke!!"

by jcattillson October 13, 2011

anti-stone cold savage

Basically a pussy

TOM: Just ask her out

Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it

by Bobbyisnotoriginal December 27, 2018

milk store

the place dad went for 32 years

Dad: im gon go to the milk store

Me: o k
Also me: wait its been 32 years

by themostbestestbest October 15, 2019

Panty and Stocking

An amazing ass anime.
It’s full of action, sex, and badassery.

Person 1: Have you watched Panty and Stocking?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Well you should! It’s awesome

by kirstennotkristen May 23, 2018

War Story

an explanation of something that happened to you that 1) never really happened to you and 2) is a lot more interesting than what actually did happen to you

Person 1: How did you get that black eye?
Person 2: Oh, I walked into a stop sign.
Person 1: You should say you got into a fight with a gorilla. That would be an interesting war story

by shakenbakerr89 March 29, 2010

Stoned

The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.

by Probation Kills August 9, 2008