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booty stand

The act of make a female do a hand stand and "eating dat booty like groceries".
Dude I totally did a booty stand last night
by RobTheFob5050 March 17, 2016
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twat stand

Look at Manny he's a twat stand
by jesus1337 September 3, 2016
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Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk
(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!
by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016
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Lemonade stand

The act of using a penis as a supporting structure. Usually during sexual intercourse
Carla got pregnant when she sat on tom's Lemonade Stand.
by Mark Rocket May 25, 2017
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Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.
My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.
by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017
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Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017
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man stand

a position fuck boys stand in with their legs spead apart holding their dicks and staring off into space
by littytitty123 December 17, 2017
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