applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 23, 2010

trout stamp

vagina

that girls trout stamps legit

by bonscottz June 2, 2011

Twat stamp

A tattoo similar to a tramp stamp, but above one's vagina.

I thought I wanted to be a porn star, so I got a twat stamp in 2014. Now I get made fun of by my OBGYN.

by immadieanyway November 25, 2021

Stamps

On the east coast it means Unemployment insurance

"I got laid off but I got top stamps "

Meaning you got laid off and you got the most amount of money from unemployment possible

by Diverburnadoob February 15, 2022

Toucan Stamp

A term for a girl with a extremely large nose. Resembling a toucan.

Damn look at that pale bitch, she has a big azz toucan stamp!

by 884sdoow December 25, 2009

Stamp down

When you slap down onto your wife's face with yo dick and it leaves a mushroom stamp.

Man I hit the old lady with one hellluva stamp down lastnight. She still got dat mushroom stamp on her face this morning!

by nairb33 January 12, 2017

Crazy stamp

This is whenot you meet someone and right away you know they are out of their mind and you want to stamp the work crazy right across their forehead.

I just meat Erica...she totally gets the crazy stamp

by MarianneM November 28, 2016