squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.

Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.

by benton69 August 4, 2017

twerk squirt

Accidentally shitting one's pants becuase one was twerking while afflicted with diarrhea.

Miley made a mess at the VMAs when she went on stage and twerk squirted all over the place instead of calling in sick.

by define all the things April 15, 2014

Tootsie Squirt

To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.

Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!

by peppichino69 May 21, 2024

squirt

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.

"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"

by jameel's space ride September 4, 2023

squirt the oyster

Woman going for a piss

I have to go squirt the oyster

by Shaymans balls March 13, 2021

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017

national pussy squirting video

A day when everyone should get a video of a pussy squirting the more the better

Today is Apirl 11 ( NATIONAL PUSSY SQUIRTING VIDEO DAY )I should send Tristan a video of this pussy squiting

by Titty daddy April 11, 2024