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smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.
Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.
by offya January 3, 2012
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smoking nachos

The term "smoking nachos" is a term used when you are stoned off of your ass with your friends.
Friend: "We should make some nachos"
You: "Let me eat the rest of this bowl, then we can go smoke some nachos"
Friend *Laughs aloud

This inside joke can be used to brighten up the smoke session even more, bringing much laughter and vaporized tortilla chips with cheese.
We're so high that we're smoking nachos
by Muad'Dib420 May 20, 2016
mugGet the smoking nachosmug.

smoke Jesus

A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.

Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.
by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 6, 2019
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Quit Smoking

Something that is hard to do (Also hard if with a highly drugged kind of smoke) but good and necessary thing to do because of lung cancer And blood coughing it is the most greatest thing to experiment.
Bro smoking is ruining my life my family is ashamed of me and a pack I spent every year is 11,000.0

I’m gonna quit smoking because I spend so much dollar’s aka USD or Euros or Yen or Russian ruble I wish I could quit soon or today by now . if you struggle to quit please go to this website nicodermcq.Com )
by Α January 24, 2022
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smoke pool

the act in which chlorine water is used in a bong or other marijuana smoking device to enhance the effect of the thc on the body
Hey man wanna go smoke some pool?

oh jeez I just smoked so much pool out back!

smoke pool
by monty the white June 12, 2010
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Puffin Smoke

When someone is being inauthentic, a straight up faker or when someone is constantly talking smack they can't back up.
Don't even sweat it man, that dude is only puffin smoke.
by Alfonzo Carlton December 5, 2014
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Smoked back

When a person has smoked one too many tin foil rips of heroin, crack, or tweek.

One can recognize an individual who is smoked back by their emaciated skull and sucked back eyeballs, not to mention the oily secretion coming from their pores.

A person who is smoked back is very likely to speak a multitude of ridiculies, and is even known to believe them.

Synonomous with "To Hell and Gone".
Rorgendorker and Pa are existing in a poisenous perpetual state of "smoked back". I should know, as I existed in that pathetic state for many years.
by MKMN1 July 25, 2009
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