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Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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Scream Pie

A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.
No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.
by DirtySam October 29, 2022
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scream o'clock

a supremely upsetting time to be waking up. it might be really early in the morning, or anytime that makes you want to scream if you have to wake up then.
I had to get up at scream o'clock today to make my ridiculously early flight.
by Throatsoap March 16, 2018
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Dirty Scream

Dirty Scream:
The act of cosuming feacle matter within the confines of a sexual act. Following this the recieving partner places his/her lips over the anus of the giving party and shortly after recieves a hot lunch. After doing so the reciving partner (the recivee) facing the giving party and begins to scream in anger catapulting all of the fecies resting in the mouth onto the facial surroundings of the original giving party.
Jane: Hey Todd, wanna' "Dirty Scream"?
Todd: Sure Jane, does your brother want to join in?
Jane: No, i doubt it, Conrad isnt the same since we slept together.
by FrankFrozen Jam May 6, 2012
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Insert Screaming Here

When you find some unholy Eddsworld ship
*insert screaming here while seeing tomtord*
by Aflesher May 27, 2021
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screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
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Ai♡Scream

Alr imma write a way more tame version...
Some LoveLive song that made the franchise relevant to the Western mainstream internet, something that was never seen since 2016-2019...
It all started in Q1 2025 with a TikTok showing that funny "Ruby-chan Hai" part, then it got used by many, many people on TikTok...
It generated numberous controversies among the Western fanbase with some outsiders attacking the whole fanbase with their false accusations, thus giving a bad image of even the most casual LoveLivers.
Normie 1's cousin: ruby-chan? hai!! Nani ga suki!! Choco minto, yori mo anata!!
Normie 1: It's your fault bro. Why did you showed that Live Love Laugh anime to him? Like even Skibidi Toilet was less brainrot fr fr. And I've heard concerning stuff about you Live Love Laugh fans. Is that true?
LoveLiver 1: Man, I did nothing, he probably discovered Ai♡Scream by watching TikTok, and never listen to these idiots, these are just trying to argue with their nonexistent knowledge of 2.5D idols.
by coinc1234 April 23, 2025
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