by *YEP*Its*TrUE* April 4, 2010
Get the school mug.The punishment for turning 5 years old. Having to be inside a prison 7 hours a day, 5 of which are spent in slavery, 5 days a week, 38 weeks a year, 14 years of our lives. And on top of all that, 2 hours of homework every day. None of what we learn in school is actually useful apart from basic reading, writing and arithmetic.
Judge: You have been found GUILTY of turning 5 years old! You are sentenced to 14 years of SCHOOL!
Child: Can't I have 10 years in prison instead?
Child: Can't I have 10 years in prison instead?
by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013
Get the School mug.place where teachers force you to do weird stuffs like... (how do they call it???)...hmmm... study (i think)!!!!
i tried it once and i got sick
i tried it once and i got sick
by UnKnOnW July 3, 2009
Get the school mug.The single fucking worst place in the whole fucking world. Prepare to be brainwashed, humiliated and manipulated, forced to learn useless crap, treated as a stupid slave and be totally stripped of any creativity, originality or talent that you may possess. School is a risk to physical and mental health, and should be avoided at all costs. The myth about some countries having better education systems than others is one big huge fat government lie. Millions of good, productive people go in, but millions of dumbshit psycho criminals come out of it.
Also see: prison
Also see: prison
by h4ck3r 1999 May 12, 2016
Get the school mug.Get the school mug.An evil institution created to manipulate young minds to believe they are victims to society and that the world owes them.
by liamila August 18, 2009
Get the School mug.A place where innocent children are held captive in a large building where you are forced to learn things that you will never use in your entire life. <3 GERTRUDE
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by Princess Gertrude September 10, 2016
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