Richard Figures

Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.

"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.

by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011

richard craver

Another name for someone attracted to men.

Dang, that chick ain't nothing but a Richard craver!

Shut up, Richard Craver.

by Woahdude May 31, 2016

RICHARD TEAGUE

A MALTEASER HEADED GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN

THE MALTEASER HEADER PERSON PULLED A GIRL CALLED HOLLY HAMBLIN EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN, I THINK HIS NAME IS RICHARD TEAGUE

by RobsDeadNan October 28, 2016

Rachael

A lovely girl but with guidance from an amy she will thrive to be great amongst all bad in the world

Rachael and amy complement each other so well

by OK I will never make a change July 27, 2017

Richard

Richard is a name. Sometimes people say Dick instead. Don't know why. They're probably really high.

Richard: "Hello"
Person: "Hello Dick"
Richard: *cries in corner*

by Arkadiakruu December 18, 2018

Richard

An undercover fuckboy that will ask you out date you for 2 weeks then break up with you because its not working. aka you wont put out

he was such a richard!

by liannarose January 26, 2019

Richard

We might have started on the wrong foot. Hello my name is Richard, from England. I am 18 years old and i have not paid for this discord server, my intentions are to keep it the same way if that's what everyone wants, if you have any suggestions though i am glad to take it and try to make this an even better place for the people playing wow. I am sorry again and hope we can start fresh. Thank you for your understanding.
Richard,

Used by Richards as a shitty apology after messing up

by Morschi November 25, 2019