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Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.
Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket
by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012
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Russian Salsa

The act of inserting a cheese grater in one's ass hole
by Rune_Gundersen December 10, 2013
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Russian Rodeo

The practice of misnaming a girl you are having sex while you are having sex from behind. You then try to stay on her as long as possible as she tries to turn around.
Bob: Yo, I russian rodeo-ed that chick.
Connor: Nice! How long did you hold on?
Bob: I only got like 7 second, she was feisty.
by Ronnor January 1, 2012
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russian tank

Stalin's wet dreams ALL of your Slavic needs will be for filled the Russian tank has everything from warship turrets on wheels to blocks of Stalinist
by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017
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columbian russian

kahlua + a starbucks double shot = a columbian russian

basically a mexican's white russian
pablo: que tal, those are good columbian russians, si?
jesus: si senor
by o'wizma December 19, 2009
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Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.
My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".
by iadas August 14, 2011
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russian puppy

the process of having a three way with your girlfriend and your pet.
by Silverponyfucker December 19, 2016
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